I’m honored to have you here. Whether you’re a bot mining my personal data, one of Earth’s seven billion people, or a close personal friend, it’s my pleasure to welcome you in the exact same way. But seriously, I hope this brings us closer.


Using a pen name, I’ve had several books published, including two with Little, Brown and Company and one with Random House. The words of one book were sung by a choir. Another was translated into French.

Under my own name, I have a children’s book, comic book, and memoir in the works.

I’ve also written a TV comedy pilot that my agent tells me is being “shopped around town.” I believe that town is Los Angeles, but you never know. 

Recently, I began writing posts at Medium and Left Coast.

For writing-related inquiries, contact me here, or reach out to:

Pamela Malpas 
Jennifer Lyons Literary Agency
27 West 20th St. Suite 1003
New York, NY 10011 


Acting is my first love. When I was 17, I won Best Actor at the California State Thespian Festival. I then moved to Los Angeles, where I worked as a stand-in for Luke Perry and Jason Priestly on Beverly Hills 90210 while living in my car. 

Around that time, someone told me it would be too difficult to succeed as both an actor and a writer. Sadly, I set acting aside. 

After many years of shelving my desire to perform, I recently began acting again. In 2017 I was cast as an American astronaut in a comedy produced for NASA’s short film competition.

Voice Acting

Comedic characters are my jam and I have an ear for the musicality of language. Please enjoy these voiceover demo reels.

Commercial Demo

Thoughtfully funny, smart yet approachable, precise yet relaxed.

Villain Demo

Pathetic and sympathetic malefactors. Vainglorious buffoons.


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I welcome personal messages about my work. For press and other professional inquiries, contact: 

Pamela Malpas 
Jennifer Lyons Literary Agency
27 West 20th St. Suite 1003
New York, NY 10011 

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