Stonestreet Works. Almost every time.
Don’t let the word almost bother you. Focus on the positive!
After all, the glass isn’t half-empty or half-full here. It’s almost full. “Almost every time” implies a very low failure rate indeed. That means you have almost nothing to worry about!
Look, if your airbag worked almost every time, would you be okay with that? Or a ventilator? Or a smoke alarm? The world is full of things where almost is perfectly acceptable!
What do parents sometimes tell their children after serving them something inedible? “You get what you get and you don’t get upset.” Exactly.
Stonestreet Works doesn’t do stone masonry or street fairs. What do we do? Almost all kinds writing, designing, marketing, consulting and many other things that you can add “services” to in a totally plausible way.
We have no idea what you’re doing at this site which basically no one visits. Maybe somebody gave you an insider tip. We make things for certain people and those things have been experienced by millions of other people.
Look, whatever we do, it WORKS. Almost every time. And isn’t that the important thing?